The Beginning

My grandmother once told me I'd never amount to anything. Hey Grandma, suck this. It's today speak for go to hell.

Okay, maybe she has a point. I haven't accomplished a thing in life outside of sucking up to her for her inheritance. But there's one thing I have that my grandmother doesn't, outside of long-term memory and solid stool. And that's the ability to author a blog. The point of this blog is to painfully dissertate the things that piss me off; not limited to grandma. See, we can all be optimists and look at Wednesday's Child. But it takes someone fantastically jaded to review Wednesday's Abortion.